Since we'll be climbing back in the saddle in a few weeks and resuming our globe trotting, or at least continental trotting ways, I've been thinking a bit about the current state of the domestic airline industry. Like, for instance,...
I love Europe. And what's not to love? Fine cuisine, culture, scenic towns, cities, and countryside. A place where tradition still holds sway, from the panoply of royal audiences to the nightly collection of the drunks from town gutters....
You know I could have just written an Airline Behaving Badly article about this because it's easy and fun, and did I mention, easy? The Airline Behaving Badly articles are enjoyable because they're often kind of funny, the kind...
One shouldn't get the impression from the preceding entry that we did not enjoy our culinary outings in Austria. We did. Quite a lot actually. And one of the better and more interesting adventures along the way was dining...
I'd hesitate to call Austrian cuisine monotonous, because really, it isn't. I mean you have an extensive selection of sausages to choose from. And for dessert there's any number of tortes, cakes, and pastries available. But if you're looking...
On this past trip we flew out of Munich airport and I have to say, I like German airports. At least I like them if they're like Munich. Previously, I'd only flown in or out of Frankfurt airport and I...
We enjoyed our recent visit to Germany, really we did. Beer gardens (or biergartens as our Teutonic cousins refer to them) are awesome. I could spend days there but sadly, Mary has some sort of genetic disorder that results...
Dear Sir (and I'm using the title here - not the generic greeting), May it please your Excellency but we, poor misguided commoners that we are, doth humbly and abjectly beseech thee to forgive us our wayward ways and...
Vienna is known for many exemplary cultural type things. Like operas, symphonies, theaters, bookstores, cafes with dark, dark coffee and fine, fine pastries. But as a wise man said, man can't live on exquisite and elegant examples of taste...
Sorry for the lack of updates. We encountered a couple of problems during the last half of our European vacation. First, we had the damndest time getting onto our hotel WiFi networks. We'd be sitting in the same room (weird,...
So anyone who reads this blog instead of making entries in that spreadsheet that your boss wanted - yeah, you, I know who you are, might have noticed that there have been a few problems lately. Apparently, Movable Type does...
We arrived yesterday in Vienna, this being the Vienna, by the way, that is the former capital of the Hapsburg dynasty, centerpiece of the Austro-Hungarian Empire, and where those General Food Viennese Coffee mixes come from (OK, kidding about that...
Terminals. Always sound somewhat ominous. "You'll be proceeding to Terminal Three where you'll slip the bonds of earth and ascend into the skies. Make your peace with God now and may heaven have mercy on your souls". Wouldn't that be...
So we'll soon be off to Europe to celebrate our tenth anniversary. This is essentially Mary's idea. My idea for a tenth anniversary celebration consisted of His and Hers motorcycles, a road trip across America, Land of the Brave,...
So while perusing the news lately (which sounds much more classy than just reading the news), it might be understandable how one could come to the conclusion that times are bad, nations are in peril, and nature is running...
Ahh, Ryanair. Who'd ever guess I'd have another chance to write about this airline? Well me, and the three or four people who might, occasionally, glance at this blog. Hi, Mary! Revisiting my extensive list of articles related to...
Along with the recent discovery of Chap magazine and the mounting suspicion that I had been stolen from the manorial estate in East Sussex while still a babe and deposited with uncouth colonials in that most ghastly of all...
I have a new addiction. The new addiction joins the panoply of other food related addictions such as the fried pork products, fried potato products, beer, fruit cake (that's another story - for later), smoked meat products of all...
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I decided to rename the category formerly known as Airlines Behaving Badly to Airlines Behaving Abominably because it just sounds cooler. And in the case of Ryanair, well, they really deserve a category all their own, but in this...
Well, Clear will no longer have to be concerned with being overrated. Clear is no more. It's ceased to be. It is not, contrary to popular belief, pining for the fjords. It's dead, Jim. I'm not here to lament...
From Frommers today, an article with the provocative title of Top 10 Overrated Travel Experiences. Of course these are the author's picks. And you know what? I pretty much agree with the majority of the items. Clear, meh....
I've always been amused by Airborne, a product that had been marketed as preventing colds while traveling. Recently the company that sells this "immune system helper" apparently lost a lawsuit for deceptive advertising. Since then, they've also changed the...
In a new survey, via SeatGuru.com, frequent flyers contended that food and service on US domestic airlines did not measure up to foreign carriers. In other news, grass is still green and scientists have established that water is, indeed,...
Ok, I think the following concept is both brilliant and incredibly stupid all at the same time. The best ideas are like that - atomic bombs? Jordache jeans? Deregulating the banking industry? Well, alright, the last one was just...
On our last return leg back through DFW (which is Dallas-Fort Worth airport, but we experienced flyers all use the airport codes to show off how cool we are), we ended up in Terminal C which was a different...
Heard while going through the security line in New Orleans recently. Woman behind us in line, when told she wasn't allowed to put laptop through X-ray while still in bag. Big duffle type bag, not new airport security...
It is possible that Ernst Stavro Blofeld did actually get plastic surgery and resurface with a new identity. I'm going to go out on a limb and say it is - dum, dum, da, dum, Michael O'Leary of Ryanair....
Observed on a gravestone in Highgate Cemetary, London: Here Lies Gordon Bell (His middle name was Ernest though he placed no Importance in it) Simple and direct - I like it....
Charleston came as a bit of a surprise to both of us. I had lived just outside the city for a significant amount of my early childhood and thus really only knew that the city existed. What can I...
A new category we came up with while on our road trip is "Things That Do Not Belong Together". Our first entry was a billboard we saw on the route between Charleston and Birmingham which advertised fireworks and gas....
Although the shortest distance route between the cities of Savannah and Charleston would in normal circumstances take a little over an hour and a half, we don't roll that way. So we took the scenic, and then the not-quite-as-scenic route,...
At this point we've come to accept rain as just a normal and unavoidable part of our existence, like breathing, or news articles about Paris Hilton. We think that there is a chance that the rain may stop sometime before...
Rain followed us up the coast yesterday or we followed the rain up the coast yesterday, the jury is still out. In any case more rain forecast for today as we tour Savannah. We're feeling distinctly soggy. I think there...
We've been coming to Florida several times a year for most of the last ten years and never before now have we really experienced what one could consider weather, unless it was the hot and steamy kind, and by that...
Also from Upgrade: Better Travel, is a report that Air Jamaica which I can truthfully say I didn't even know existed, has implemented a new and really fascinating variant on the charging for a second bag scam. See most airlines...
Via Upgrade: Travel Better, a report that Dr. Evil, umm, Michael O'Leary, CEO of Ryanair, has devised yet another dastardly scheme aimed at either world domination or just general jerkishness, it's sometimes hard to tell which. Apparently they want to...
I know complaining about food in first class is frowned upon. I mean you're getting sustenance and imported beer (really, as much as you can drink, at least up to the point where you start seeing gremlins out on the...
Stuck with an hour to kill in Dallas, which is our absolute minimum layover since approximately 87% of all visits to Dallas International Airport and Bar have resulted in delays on arrivals, on departures, and during exceptionally busy times, for...
One our last trip to England, I was struck by an article I ran across in the Times, or the Telegraph, or the Independent, or one of the other seemingly numberless London newspapers. Apparently, the newspaper you read defines...
Via the Washington Post, a story about a bunch of Swedish football fans (that's soccer to us 'Mericans), who brawled on board a Malmo Aviation plane. It sounds like the usual hooliganism, with drinking, fighting, refusing to fasten their...
Via Upgrade: Travel Better comes a story about a London-bound British woman who allegedly washed down a bunch of prescription drugs with a few bottles of wine. This naturally progressed to sampling the liquid hand soap from the plane...
As a reminder, previously we'd written about Frozen Dead Guy Days both here and here. On our second, and regrettably last day at Frozen Dead Guy Days, we drove back up to Nederland to take in all the major...
One: Either Brits did not get the memo that goatees were cool or they came and went more quickly here than in the US. I didn't see anyone with the all too ubiquitous chin stubble in London. That's a...
Ahh, Las Vegas, to many the land of dreams where fortunes are won and lost on a roll of the dice and beautiful people in beautiful clothes with beautiful jewelry party the night away. We didn't go to that...
Timing is everything. Mine often seems to entail the generation of negative atmospheric pressure or in the vernacular of urban youth - it sucks. A case in point. One: I've wanted to try absinthe, a liqueur, for a...
So we fly over to London because the pound has sunk to levels that permit Americans, the few that still have a couple of dollars left, to buy a manorial house or three. Not that we really want a...
Via Jaunted today an article about a new car rental service called car2go that will be rolled out first in Austin, TX. Like Zipcar the service will deploy cars on the street available for rental whenever you want. From...
At the thrilling conclusion to our last chapter about the glittering celebration that is Frozen Dead Guy Days, we recounted our attendance at the Ice Blue Ball. Besides checking out the locals and visitors who were vying for the...
During our last visit to Maui (which sounds like we visit Maui all the time doesn't it - I wish), we checked out a number of restaurants, because well, we like to eat. We're strange that way. Like Kauai,...
It's time for another installment of the Frugal Hedonist by Mary regarding our recent trip to Las Vegas. This time she outdid herself, saving enough cash to allow us to purchase a couple of tottering commerical banks in New...
So Hilton Hotels has announced that they are developing a new line of luxury boutique hotels. Gotta love 'em. Worst economic downturn in eighty-some years and their going to build more high-end hotels, because the market isn't saturated enough, apparently....
A couple of weeks ago there was a major burble of discontent around the travel blogosphere about purported plans by Ryanair's CEO, Michael O'Leary, to outfit his planes aerial cattle cars with pay toilets. Many were not sure if...
Although we found Nederland, Colorado, to be a fun little town, the most important adjective here was little, and thus surprisingly somewhat lacking in four star hotels, room service, and French restaurants. On the other hand, Boulder, Colorado is...
Frozen Dead Guy Days, or as the cognoscenti refer to it, FDGD, is a celebration about Nederland, Colorado's most famous resident. Actually, I'm not at all sure if he qualifies as a resident. See, he's dead. Dead and frozen....
Well, we're off shortly to attend the Frozen Dead Guy Days festival in Nederland, CO. I'm not going to explain about it right now, as I expect to have lots of good stuffs to write about later. It promises...
Yesterday I posted that Sir Richard Branson has completed his plans to encircle the globe with his mighty fleet of aerospace transports. Mary reminded me after I posted that schemes are afoot by His Lordship to construct a flotilla...
V Australia, the newest addition to the mighty Branson aerospace empire has started service between Sydney, Australia and LAX. With that, the last link in a chain of airborne aluminum is completed, encircling the globe. You can now fly...
Well, Las Vegas is on the prospective trip list again. Apparently the deals on hotels in Vegas are so good that even Mary can no longer ignore them. So we're going to try Sin City in a few weeks...
Or more specifically, Maui. This was our first time on this particular island paradise, though we did visit Kauai last year, so that's two of the Hawaiian Islands down. We're trying to collect the set, it'll look nice on...
I am completely puzzled by Hawai'i. I mean, how is it possible that the same set of environmental conditions can produce such radically different effects in different areas of the same country. For instance, when it's 85 degrees and...
On the recent trip to the island paradise of Maui we decided yet again to try a convertible as a means of meeting our transportation needs. This time we went with the cheapest of all convertibles, the Chrysler Sebring....
In our latest trip to Los Angeles, Mary had to go to some meetings while I had to hang out at the pool and ogle scantily clad seniors who were wearing bathing togs that were much too small for...
On the last trip to Orlando Mary and I decided to check out SeaWorld since A) we'd never been to the Florida outpost of this venerable (for the theme park world) institution and B) we were going to the...
So we wandered around a bit here in the New Orleans during the annual Waring family Thanksgiving mass gorging extravaganza. Some areas are popping back, some aren't. And there's weird little pockets here and there where a whole neighborhood...
Ahh, the wonders of Vegemite. To the uninitiated, and if you are, thank your lucky stars, Vegemite is a sandwich spread, a toast topper, a floor wax and a bathroom caulk. Well, not actually the last two, but it...
I'm going to go out on a limb and say that the new Ivy Hotel in San Diego is not an inn that is seeking me as a customer. I'm pretty sure I'm not cool enough. No, strike that,...
Hands -- anyone else besides me really tired of this catch phrase from a movie I never saw, and probably never will? Whenever you mention Las Vegas, does someone trot this little bon mot out and do you have...
After our first trip to Hawaii, earlier this year, we've been kind of interested in visiting again and checking out one of the other islands. We figured it might be a while before we were able to go again...
A couple of weeks ago the Wall Street Journal had an article on a luggage shipping option that United Airlines was offering with FedEx. I thought it was kind of interesting in a 'how much money can they extract...
Last week, as we were navigating around the greater Los Angeles megaurbanplex, we started discussing the differences in driving styles between our West Coast brethren and the folk in Salt of the Earth Central, aka Colorado. Around 75 seconds...
So on our second attempt to use a rental car agency for a sports car we had a little more luck. We got the car we ordered for one thing. For another thing there was actually room in the...
At last, my opportunity to do the "I'm Right and You're Wrong Dance." It's been two years five months, seventeen days and three hours since the last time I got a chance to tango to that particular tune. In...
Well, the last of the big six legacy carriers, Delta, envious at the torrents of money flowing into their competitors' coffers, has decided to institute bag fees. Looks like $15 a bag each way. Since fuel prices are dropping...
A couple of years ago Mary and I were consumers of that most pernicious product of the airwaves, reality television. Oh, we watched it all: Survivor, Project Runway (well Mary watched that, not me...really), Top Chef, Amazing Race and...
An update on our quest to check out the sports car section of the rent-a-car world: although the original article was all about Hertz we actually ended up going with Avis on our last trip to Orlando. Oh, and...
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Interesting note a couple of days ago in the Wall Street Journal (CEO's Are People, Too!) about the fall of the Australian dollar against the American dollar. Seems it's down to 1 AUS = 0.65 US. Four months...
Well, we're all booked up for a visit with my family this Thanksgiving in New Orleans. Or as Mary refers to it, the "Home of the Drive-Through Frozen Daiquiri." Yes, Lousiana is actually the Land That Time Tried...
Well, the $19.28 per night promotion that Leading Hotels of the World was running crashed and burned, igniting a small orphanage across the street as well as an adjacent pet shop while flaming debris scorched a crowd of people who...
In my quest to agitate for better food selection at airports I thought I might mention a few new developments in this vital area. USA Today has a article out on changes for Terminal 5 at JFK. Terminal...
Thought I'd never write that particular phrase. While perusing a certain travel magazine, an ad reminded me that for some time I had meant to look into programs that allow people to rent fun or sporty cars. As opposed...
Disney has announced a new promotion for 2009. Go to Disneyland or DisneyWorld on your birthday and get in free. You have to register your birthday on-line first but then show up on the day of your birth at...
So United decided to up the fee for a checked second bag to $50. The first bag checked still costs $15 each way. This, for the math impaired, means that a round trip for someone taking two checked bags...
So it isn't just North American airlines that are suffering during this season of discontent, with no glorious summer on the horizon. Obligatory Shakespeare reference to shore up my literary credentials. I'm pretty sure that won't work but a...
Leading Hotels of the World, a partner with American Express is having a zinger of a promotion next month. To celebrate the 80th anniversary of Leading Hotels they will offer a limited number of rooms at a price of...
So United has backed off plans to eliminate meals in coach on international flights and sell snack-paks and meal-paks. And who doesn't like a Meal-Pak? Alas, apparently, people flying on United internationally. Or least they don't like Meal-Paks they...
Mary reminded me after I posted the entry on the restaurants we sampled in San Francisco that we also managed to find something in the airport that was not too shabby. We're always on the lookout for eateries that...
This was our second visit to a St. Regis hotel. The first was in Aspen, in the very off-season. Although we enjoyed our stay at the St. Regis Aspen, I don't think we'd consider it one of our favorite...
Ah, the joys of spending a weekend in San Francisco. Museums, check. Cable cars, check. Fisherman's Wharf, check. And restaurants - oh, so many choices, so little time. On our recent visit to San Francisco we decided to...
So we did a quick business trip over the weekend to San Francisco and the chance to check out the newest version of the TSA Theme Park Ride was interesting. Even though it was the second last weekend...
United Airlines has decided, according to Bloomberg, to stop serving free meals in coach on some international flights. Basically all flights to Europe from Dulles airport will now offer BOB (Buy-On-Board) meals in coach. Well, I use the...
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